Friday, May 28, 2010

Why you should never work at Target.

Something occured to me the other day. Never work at Target. They wear red shirts! If you're ever seen Star Trek, you know that's bad news. Also, it's called Target- not only are you wearing a red shirt, you're also marked with a bullseye! If that's not asking for something unpleasant to happen, I don't know what is.


(I do love me a good Target diaper sale though!)


  1. I sometimes wear a red shirt? Does that mean I'm in trouble? I admit I do like to shop there, although I spend more at the major retailer you work for!

  2. Ha! Very true about the red shirt thing. They are ALWAYS the first guy to get killed, plus they hardly ever name them :p